A curious thing happened about a week ago. My boyfriend and I were playing Just Dance and we chose Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” to play. All of a sudden, we heard a random word get bleeped out.
It was the word cherry. Cherry was a bad word. Katy did not mean actual chapstick with cherry flavouring.
Katy definitely meant pussy juices.
I HAD GONE SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE THINKING SHE MEANT THE FUCKING CHAPSTICK WHAT TEH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS TSALKING ABOUT GIVING A GIRL HEAD OH MY GOD