hot guys with no fashion sense
a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette
update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child
you are everything i aspire to be
get me outta this family gathering
My attractive friends take selfies in the bathroom while their families are in the other room radiating uncomfortable.
date a boy who’s an angel. not like when people use angel as a synonym for sweet but a literal angel with six wings and thirty eyes and three heads of different animals. date a boy who uses a flaming sword and has a murderous vengeance that burns even hotter.
Just remember that it’s okay to have a meltdown sometimes.
You don’t have to be perfect at every moment. You don’t have to try to hold yourself together to be strong. You don’t have to keep everything in.
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
I looked out my window this morning and almost shat myself running to my camera hahaha